Afew years ago i was travelling on a plane which was very infamous for its late arrivals. the flight had been rough from the beginning and i was getting worried. finally the air-hostess appeared from the cabin and announced: "i have disturbing news. our flight due to arrive at 8: 30. p.m. - will be landing on time. since many of you are our regular passengers, i apologize if this upsets your schedules."
