Интернет плохой, аргументы. желательно на англ

- I've got a clever parrot. - У меня есть умный попугай.
- Really? What can he do? - Серьёзно? Что он умеет делать?
- He can sing and dance. - Он умеет петь и танцевать.
- What can your sister do? -  Что умеет делать твоя сестра?
- She can read and write, but she can't paint or draw. - Она умеет читать и писать, но не умеет раскрашивать и рисовать.
- What can you do? - Что умеешь делать ты?
- I can do many things. I can run, jump, sing and paint very well. - Я многое умею делать. Я очень хорошо умею бегать, прыгать петь и рисовать.

My favorite cartoon hero "Alyosha Popovich and Tugarin of Snakes". I I really like this character, his name is Alyosha. He's a hero and he has many good qualities: he's smart, beautiful, kind and honest hero. It has a sweetheart Lyubava. 
My character looks very handsome young man. He is dressed in ordinary white vest, red boots and a yellow and red striped. He has brown hair and a short haircut. He has a powerful force and mind. He has large blue eyes and a big nose.
I like Alesha, because he saves the world from evil and evil is different. He makes great plans, how to defeat your opponent. And most importantly, he has a love named Lubava and he cherishes this red-cheeked baby.