Переделайте следующие шутки с косвенной речи пож!
1. little john, in a crowded bus, is sitting on his father's lap. an elderly lady enters the bus, and johnny at once jumps down, politely takes off his hat, and says: may st offer you my seat?
2. a traveller, on arriving at a railway station, asked a local man: "well, my friend, as this is my first visit to your town, could you tell me how many hotels you have here? "
local man: we have two.
traveller: now, which of the two would you recommend?
local man: well, frankly speaking, it's like this, sir: whichever one you go to, you'll be sorry you didn't go to the
other.
3. a woman hired a taxi. it began to race along, passing trams, cars, policemen, etc. the woman was frightened, and said to the taxi-driver: "please, be careful. this is the first time i ever rode in a taxi."
"it's all right," answered the taxi-driver. "it is the first time i ever rode in a taxi, too."
4. when conan doyle arrived in boston, he was at once recognized by the cabman whose cab he had engaged. when he was about to pay his fare, the cabman said: "if you please, sir, i should prefer a ticket to your lecture." conan doyle laughed. "tell me," he said, how you knew who i was and i'll give you tickets for your whole family."
"thank you, sir," was the answer. "on the side of your travelling-bag is your name - conan doyle."
